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Song Parodies -> "Grandpa Got Won Over By A Strange Queer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Grandpa Got Won Over By A Strange Queer"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

grandpa got won over by a strange queer
left my gran alone on christmas eve
you may think his fantasy is crazy
but actually, he's out now he's relieved

he's been trying on her nightgown
and she didn't even know
so when he met a transy
he just knew he had to go

when we found him christmas morning,
damn near had a heart attack,
it had painted all his toenails,
and it said "time to shave your back"

grandpa got won over by a strange queer
left my gran alone on christmas eve
you may think his fantasy is crazy
but actually, he's out now he's relieved

now we're not proud of our grandma
she's been crying way too long
said that on the night they got married
he tried to put her panties on

it's just not christmas with out grandpa
what he's dont I think is sick,
I don't mind him being homo,
but why'd he dress up like a chick?

grandpa got won over by a strange queer
left my gran alone on christmas eve
you may think his fantasy is crazy
but actually, he's out now he's relieved

now his goose is cooked, I'm hoping
and his time is drawing in
I just can't stand his makeup
or that lipstick on his chin

so I told him to leave early,
go and put on Santa's suit,
and climb back into the closet,
so old horse's rear patoot

grandpa got won over by a strange queer
left my gran alone on christmas eve
you may think his fantasy is crazy
but actually, he's out now he's relieved

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Billy Florio - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
you would think that songs about transvestites would get old eventully.....but they dont....this was hillarious!
Meriadoc - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah Malcolm - when you're hot, you're hot. And this one is hilarious!
Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
You think Malcolm is hot? Talk about a strange... Oh, you mean his parody work is hot. Oh, OK. Not that there's anything wrong with that... Actually, there often is, but as Mae West might say, When he's good, he's very good, and when he's bad, he's better.
Meriadoc - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG, Mikey! - you just gave me an idea... Note to self: "Whatfreaks - write naughty parody about Malcolm...."

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