Song Parodies -> Bad Feet
| Original Song Title: | "Half Breed" |
| Original Performer: | Cher |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad Feet" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
my mother washed them quite regularly
my feet were always causing shame for me
podiatrist said it's just nature's law
and foot cream always left me itchy and raw
bad feet, that's all I ever heard
both my heels they smelled like turds
bad feet, calloused, cut and corned,
both sides were stinky since the day I was born
it never settled, went from toe to toe
jammed up so thick everywhere I would go
the other children always yelled at me
go wash your feet, it's disgusting me
bad feet, that's all I ever heard
both my heels they smelled like turds
bad feet, calloused, cut and corned,
both sides were stinky since the day I was born
I didn't accept it, it was sweat that I blamed
had to bleach them, and the smell became tamed
my life since then has been so very nice
how do I keep this? I need your advice..
bad feet, that's all I ever heard
both my heels they smelled like turds
bad feet, calloused, cut and corned,
both sides were stinky since the day I was born
my feet were always causing shame for me
podiatrist said it's just nature's law
and foot cream always left me itchy and raw
bad feet, that's all I ever heard
both my heels they smelled like turds
bad feet, calloused, cut and corned,
both sides were stinky since the day I was born
it never settled, went from toe to toe
jammed up so thick everywhere I would go
the other children always yelled at me
go wash your feet, it's disgusting me
bad feet, that's all I ever heard
both my heels they smelled like turds
bad feet, calloused, cut and corned,
both sides were stinky since the day I was born
I didn't accept it, it was sweat that I blamed
had to bleach them, and the smell became tamed
my life since then has been so very nice
how do I keep this? I need your advice..
bad feet, that's all I ever heard
both my heels they smelled like turds
bad feet, calloused, cut and corned,
both sides were stinky since the day I was born
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