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Song Parodies -> "Please Tease Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Please Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Please Tease Me"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

last night I said these words to my wife
lets have a different kind of sex life..
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on )
come on (come on)
please tease me, oh yeah, and I'll eat you

just tie me gently to the bed post
and tickle gently where I'll laugh most
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on )
come on (come on)
please tease me, oh yeah, and I'll eat you

I'm not in to causin' pain and
listening to complainin, when we start
I just want to treasure
teasing tickled pleasure with you, whoa yea,
and you I'll tickle too

last night I said these words to my wife
lets have a different kind of sex life..
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on )
come on (come on)
please tease me, oh yeah, and I'll eat you

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Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Gobble, gobble, gobble. This was a turkey!
malcolm higgins - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
was there enough verses though?? michael??
Lionel Mertens - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
At least it's monogamous. Three funny fives

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