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Song Parodies -> "(he Ain't No) Ordinary Average Guy (the Dirito Hommage)"

Original Song Title:

"Ordinary Average Guy"

Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"(he Ain't No) Ordinary Average Guy (the Dirito Hommage)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

can't wait till you approach a thousand bud.. 500 odd more of your songs will make the world a happier place. keep up the good work!!
he ain't no ordinary average Guy
hig songs are not boring, they all score high
he's no ordinary average Guy

some people write their stuff,and not too good, it's so lame,
but not Guy DiRito, it's funny insane,
he writes of things I wish I had done..
I bet while he's writing, he's laughing in fun
he's no ordinary average Guy

every morning, I read more new Guy stuff
he sings of big breasties, and sometimes off muff
he rhymes with words that only he can,
he looks up a song list, and then writes again
he's no ordinary average "Guy"

no ordinary average guy
no ordinary average guy
no ordinary average guy

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Johnny D - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
High fives for Malky and Guy!
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