way down in Pasadena, there's a gran it seems
cuttin down the foliage and evergreens
she bought herself a tractor, said it had to be good
a brand new toy for Granny, she said John Deere Be Good
she took it home, and turned it on, to cut her front and back yard
cause mowin for a granny, it just shouldnt be hard

mow mow
mow granny Mow
mow mow
john deere be good

she bought the tractor with a catcher on the back
all the grass that she would cut went in that sack
a parasol was ordered just to give her shade
surely was the best one that deere ever made
people watched her cut the flowers and the grass
yellin "granny, touch my row and I will kick your ass"

mow mow
mow granny Mow
mow mow
john deere be good


now Granny caught the sight of parodies by royce
perfect in her pacing, she gave Gran a voice
watchin while Miss Miller passes all the rest
"the lil' ol' lady tops the weekly best
can't imagine singin other stuff
like when old Granny rode that tractor in the buff

mow mow
mow granny Mow
mow mow
john deere be good