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Song Parodies -> "I Know I'll Never Find Another Two ( The Threesome Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Know I'll Never Find Another You"

Original Performer:

The New Seekers

Parody Song Title:

"I Know I'll Never Find Another Two ( The Threesome Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Merry and pips? if you are indeed chicks are we in yet? I've lost the olsen twins now....
there's some new girls somewhere,
I'll hunt across the land,
and we'll meet there someday
menage-a-trois as planned,
I will feel them there beside me
I hope they're wilder too,
for I know I'll never find another two...

there is always someone
for each of us, they say
I need two young nymphos,
to shag me every day
I have looked from Maine to Dover,
lots of ones, no twos,
cause I know I'll never find another two

it's a long long journey
to have one on each side
then they snuggle up so warm ,
we'll let porno be our guide..

it might cost me a furtune
to hire a pair of tramps
but it may be worth it,
if they wear nipple clamps
and if they should depart at morning,
I'll hire some others too
cause I know I'll never find another two

and if I should pay for love, here
then that's just what I'll do
if I cannot find to love , another two...

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Royce Miller - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
this is a real blast from the past original song; nice, Malcolm
John Barry - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job on this mammary-maker.
Meriadoc - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hot damn Malky! I told ya it's a go! You pay for the airline tickets.. ;-)
Michael Pacholek - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
You kept rhyming "two" with "too"! So the best rating I could give you was... three 3s. How fitting.

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