there's some new girls somewhere,
I'll hunt across the land,
and we'll meet there someday
menage-a-trois as planned,
I will feel them there beside me
I hope they're wilder too,
for I know I'll never find another two...

there is always someone
for each of us, they say
I need two young nymphos,
to shag me every day
I have looked from Maine to Dover,
lots of ones, no twos,
cause I know I'll never find another two

it's a long long journey
to have one on each side
then they snuggle up so warm ,
we'll let porno be our guide..

it might cost me a furtune
to hire a pair of tramps
but it may be worth it,
if they wear nipple clamps
and if they should depart at morning,
I'll hire some others too
cause I know I'll never find another two

and if I should pay for love, here
then that's just what I'll do
if I cannot find to love , another two...