you keep shakin, when you're talkin to me
Parkinson's I'm thinkin, but confess,
you wear diapers in the morning,
or someone's got to come clean up the mess

old coots are great for talking
what else they gonna do?
one of these days old coots are gonna talk all day to you

I keep dryin, but they keep on droolin,
off the chin, and down on to the chest
I was usin a sponge and hankie stuffin'
but now my arms are slimed and very wet..

old coots are great for talking
what else they gonna do?
one of these days old coots are gonna talk all day to you

they keep sayin what they shouldn't be sayin
check the hooters on that young thing right there
I thought my grandma was a little prissy
but then she said she shaved her pubic hair
old coots are great for talking
what else they gonna do?
one of these days old coots are gonna talk all day to you

are you ready coots??? start talkin..