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Song Parodies -> "Another One Buys Her Bust"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another One Buys Her Bust"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

jean walks warily down the street, so nobody'd know
her "a" cups fittin rather loose,
these things have got to go

are you ready
are you ready for this,
how much bigger, we'll see
out of her bra cups her "bullets" sit
now she's a double "c"

another one buys her bust
another one buys her bust
and another big one and another big one
another one buys her bust,
yeah
hey you gonna get done too?
another one buys her bust..

now they're high and full and strong,
quite a pair those two
you can kiss em, you can hold em
you can move them round
be careful if you do
she's so happy, and she satisfied
her knockers now she shows
now when she walks into a door,
she never gonna break her nose

another one buys her bust
another one buys her bust
and another big one and another big one
another one buys her bust,
yeah
hey you gonna get done too?
another one buys her bust..

another one buys her bust
another one buys her bust
another one buys her bust
another one buys her bust
there are plenty of ways she can tease a man
and pin him to the ground
she can shake em she can bake em
she can hurt him bad,
she can "bust" him in the mouth
she's happy, he's satisfied,
she'll always have small feet,
nothin grows in the shade you know,
big ones can't be beat

another one buys her bust
another one buys her bust
and another big one and another big one
another one buys her bust,
yeah
hey you gonna get done too?
another one buys her bust..




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Meriadoc - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
"Now when she walks into a door, she's never gonna break her nose" is a great line.
Claude Prez - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Good idea and well executed.
different sort of freak - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Other than the fact that there is no such thing as a double C cup size, this parody is hilarious!
SheDuKe - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, that was hilarious!

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