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Song Parodies -> "Last Turdless Evening"

Original Song Title:

"Last Worthless Evening"

Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"Last Turdless Evening"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I know you jammed some up in, and the rest are on the shelf
I use laxatives now and then, I must admit myself.
you want to try something new, but it makes it come out thin
as you're sitting there paralyzed, you watch them swim

I tried bran flakes and corn sometimes
and the stuff just melts
full of hair and assorted things,
it looks like hairball pelts
and then I would break a fart,
relief at last today
someday I'll get the nerve,
to ask the doctor, hey..

is this the last turdless evening that I'll have to spend
will you be there, when the pudding comes, from my back end?

every night it's the same old thing in the powder room
barely get sat there straight and it's just KABOOM!
it gave me quite a shock, a time or two
it's better when I eat steaks, but still I ask of you.. I ask of you

is this the last turdless evening that I'll have to spend
will you be there, when the pudding comes, from my back end?

people inside their bathrooms, with the shades pulled down
god knows we can't look behind us, at the crap that has come down
I was just so afraid it would gush out and everything
there's just so many ex lax babe, try another thing.. another thng

is this the last turdless evening that I'll have to spend
will you be there, when the pudding comes, from my back end?
is this the last turdless evening that I'll have to spend
will you be there, when the pudding comes, from my back end?
is this the last turdless evening that I'll have to spend
will you be there, when the pudding comes, from my back end?



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royce miller - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Right up there with "Colonoscopy"-thanks for the laughs

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