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Song Parodies -> "(That Ain't) No Collie"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"(That Ain't) No Collie"

Parody Written by:

malcolm higgins

The Lyrics

My father as a professional New Orleans Jazz trumpet player toured with Louis in 1963-1965 all over Europe. I met him when I was 4 and didn't know the legend I was meeting. The man had an amazing aura about him.. One of the great ones..
it's no collie, it's a bouvie-collie
lets go ask the vet if you or I am wrong
it's a poodell-collie
not a swell collie
it's still growin, soon it's showin
all the breeds are wrong
what's his mom laying?
I am just saying..
it's one of my favourite mutts
from way back when
a breeders trap, fellas
huge big crap fellas,
collie? don't ever call it one again..

what's his mom laying?
I am just saying..
it's one of my favourite mutts
from way back when
a breeders trap, fellas
huge big crap fellas,
collie? don't ever call it one
collie unless it's done in fun
collie don't you call it one again


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NorCALvotress - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
~G O T ~ S C O T T ~ ? ? . . .Sir, for me it is "Scotty", my LuLuDearest . She'll be 11 yrs in April.
Old Man Ribber - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Doggone funny! And I agree about Armstrong (Jack Teegarden is my icon...I'm a trombonist) ;D

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