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Song Parodies -> "Protection At Night"

Original Song Title:

"Sunglasses At Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Corey Hart

Parody Song Title:

"Protection At Night"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

she wears protection at night
so she can
so she can
lie beneath a very sweaty man
she wears protection at night
so she can
so she can
keep safe and live a longer life
while she's relieving me
I feel security
as she has a roll with me I turn to her and say

don't go to bed with a guy that you don't know
oh no
don't go to bed with a guy that you don't know
oh no
I can't believe it
love was made with a guy wearing shades
oh no
she wears protection at night
so she can
so she can
forget his name while she lives again
she wears protection at night
so she can
so she can
see those guys right before her eyes

while she's relieving me
I feel security
as she has a roll with me I turn to her and say

don't go to bed with a guy that you don't know
oh no
don't go to bed with a guy that you don't know
oh no
I can't believe it
love was made with a guy wearing shades
oh no
she wears protection at night
so she can
so she can
forget his name while she lives again
she wears protection at night
so she can
so she can
see those guys right before her eyes
it can't escape you

don't go to bed with a guy wearing shades
oh no
I said she wears protection at night
she wears protection at night
she wears protection at night
I say it to you now, girls, wear protection at night
just wear protection at night
wear your protection at night
I cry to you
I wear protection at night I wear protection at night

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Brian Wheaton - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I've got to say that that was a pretty good parody, funny, good pacing, the only thing that was bad was your grammar and punctuation, but this isn't school, so I won't deduct points for that: 455.

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