well she was just seventeen,
she looked rough tough and mean,
but the way she looked helped me to prepare
I'll never dance with another,
when I saw her armpit hair

well she, looked at me,
and I, I could see,
a shaggy mop, sticking out from there
I'd never dance with a brother, woo
cause I saw her armpit hair

well the hair did roam, I tossed her a comb,
and I tried to shield my eyeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeees

whoa we danced through the night
and that hair stayed out in sight,
and before too long, I had a name for her
I'll never dance with a bigfoot
wooo when I saw her armpit hair..

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well the hair did roam, I tossed her a comb,
and I tried to shield my eyeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeees


whoa we danced through the night
and that hair stayed out in sight,
and before too long, I had a name for her
I'll never dance with a bigfoot
wooo when I saw her armpit hair..
when I saw that armpit hair
when I saw that forest there