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Song Parodies -> "Coors Light"

Original Song Title:

"School's Out"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Coors Light"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when we got a choice buy the beer for boys
like an ale rolls royce shout it out loud voice
well we're needing beer now, we want to buy
that silver bullet for all the guys
coors light all summer
coors light forever
coors is cool and decent
no more lagers no more beers
all the rest are drunk by queers

keep your small light ass and we all got principles
and we won't need insulin
we can't even think of some beers this time

coors light all summer
coors light forever
coors is cool and decent
no more lagers no more beers
all the rest are drunk by queers
drink all summer, drink in fall,
we might not ever stop at all
coors light forever coors light all summer
coors light believer coors light completely

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Phil Alexander - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Cheers! So, if there's Coors and Bud today - does this mean you'll be doing a tour of the beers for us?
Darrell Wilhelm - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I once wrote a parody of The O'Jays' "Love Train" called "The Beer Train (The Coors Train)" or something like that when the "beer train" commercials first came out. It is on AiR in my section (search for: Darrell Wilhelm), but please disregard the Atheist comments because I found God in September of this year. 555 cold ones for you!
malcolm higgins - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
this is indeed beer time
BonnieB - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Malcolm. Love the songs about drinking, keep them coming!
Jonathan S. - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad you approve of CL...it's the only kind of beer my Mom even touches (and she always has just one, 'cause she's far too smart to over-indulge). Say, you didn't decide to parody this particular song simply because it's in Guitar Hero III, did you?

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