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Song Parodies -> "Porn Free"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Matt Monro

Parody Song Title:

"Porn Free"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

porn free, just load it in windows,
you'll see how her ass grows,
porn free, just click on her there

give me, your password at paypal
I'll show you the way, pal,
porn free, it doesn't exist

porn free, a cookie inside you
to always remind you,
click here, and see what you'll see

porn free... just watch what she's giving
now that guy, he's living,
you'll pay, she does him for free

porn free, it's what we'll provide you
net nanny can't hide you
porn free, just click it and say

porn free, just load it in windows,
you'll see how her ass grows,
porn free, just click on her there

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Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
snicker snicker click
Steven Cavanagh - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought of that just this morning! (I don't do this topic though).
Rick D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
It seems so obvious when you do it.
Bob Gomez - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
"Just see how her ass grows....." LOL! Nice job Malc, and extra verses, too! d;:^)

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