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Song Parodies -> "G.P.S"

Original Song Title:

"SOS"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"G.P.S"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

(she) where are those campsite trails? they seem so hard to find..
I lost my bearings too, the treeline seems to wind.
whatever happens now, my love, I hope it's understood
lets just have one last shag before we're lost for good

(me) I'm not declining, darling, stop your whining,. G.P.S
the signal came now we are safe because of G.P.S
when we're gone, I just turn the return tracker on..
come along, lets just shag, and then we'll move on..

(her) we seem so far away, but darling are we near?
when I start to squeal, will other campers hear?
the stars look cool above, I love the mountain air
just hope the pinecones don't get in my hair..

(me) I'm not declining, darling, stop your whining,. G.P.S
the signal came now we are safe because of G.P.S
when we're gone, I just turn the return tracker on..
come along, lets just shag, and then we'll move on..

(bonus verse) parody album mix...

(her)the fire has burned down low, my darling we should go
there's people searching now, I hear them down below...
the blanket's soaked with sweat, the fire heat was good
and if you stoke me now, I'll need a piece of "wood"


(me) I'm not declining, darling, stop your whining,. G.P.S
the signal came now we are safe because of G.P.S
when we're gone, I just turn the return tracker on..
come along, lets just shag, and then we'll move on..


(me) I'm not declining, darling, stop your whining,. G.P.S
the signal came now we are safe because of G.P.S
when we're gone, I just turn the return tracker on..
come along, lets just shag, and then we'll move on..

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Know 1 can hear you dream - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
My GPS reads position 5-5-5 for this one.
Royce Miller - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm and shagging--just go together
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Malc. Gps is a good idea, especially for those campouts.
malcolm higgins - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
need a gps for her.. ahem.. well you know..
malcolm higgins - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
need a gps for her.. ahem.. well you know.. maybe a G.P.S spot???
Johnny D - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, you are too much! Great ABBA parody.

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