Song Parodies -> I Won't Buy These Sticks No More
| Original Song Title: | "25 or 6 to 4" |
| Original Performer: | Chicago |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Won't Buy These Sticks No More" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
to every hockey parent who has a kid with a 250 dollar carbon-graphite-molybdenum-titanium-boron composite stick which breaks just like wood, this is for you
heading to the hockey game
you've heard this won't be the same
we should wipe up with these guys
every shot I close my eyes
two big pieces by the door
I won't buy these sticks no more
skating wildly on the rink
watch me dad, this stick don't stick
wonderin just what it will take
they should just play with a rake
I don't have no cash no more
I won't buy these sticks no more
fire the puck hard, fire it deep
broken pieces lie in a heap
this stick broke on the first hit
just another piece of Sh*t
no assists not even score
I won't buy these sticks no more
you've heard this won't be the same
we should wipe up with these guys
every shot I close my eyes
two big pieces by the door
I won't buy these sticks no more
skating wildly on the rink
watch me dad, this stick don't stick
wonderin just what it will take
they should just play with a rake
I don't have no cash no more
I won't buy these sticks no more
fire the puck hard, fire it deep
broken pieces lie in a heap
this stick broke on the first hit
just another piece of Sh*t
no assists not even score
I won't buy these sticks no more
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Funny stuff, Malc ! Cool song to parody, too - did one myself (shameless plug). 5's for you!
thanks Johnny, and shameless plugs are allowed here..lol
Malcolm, I'm only a casual hockey observer but what the puck, this one seems right on goal. Johnny D - if you're going to do plugs they might as well be shameless. Lord knows, I've tried to think of ways to be coy and so far, well, zip. So I guess I'll look at yours now.
i cant keep the music in my head but i like the whole idea and its funny, so its a 15
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