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Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

you're not shy, you been around,
see my fly? it hides my hose to the ground
if it's up, rain won't come down
I can give, some lube when you have found
desire in your veins, you're burning hot,
but you won't feel no pain
your hot fire is insane
make me the first, you'll want to do it again

and sometimes I wonder, as I'm kissing your thighs
I can't be the first, is there other guys?
cause I know, yeah I know how to treat you right
so please don't stop me in the middle of the night, and say
"Virgin" virgin.. it's the first for me
a virgin, that's what they all just say to me

you played tricks, upon my mind, your curly hair
now I'm hard. there's no rain outside
you're so warm, and sentimental
with k-y cream, we can be experimental

I'm not looking for a love that will last,
in thirty seconds, your cherry has passed
then there's one thing in common, that we still share
we've both been done so badly that we don't care

some virgin, virgin, you were a virgin
I wanna tell you it's the same for me
a virgin, so wait and see
a virgin love, it's you and me

you were a virgin, you lost it fast as a virgin
do it quick like a virgin, gotta run, find a virgin

how was dick? want it virgin? virgin? it's hangin from me
virgin virgin, a pregnancy
virgin virgin now pregnancy virgin virgin
a pregnancy
you virgin

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Royce Miller - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a good thing you made a disclaimer statement about drug-induced parodies--I think this may fall into that category....but your drug-induced parodies are more exceptional than my "clear-headed" ones.

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