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Song Parodies -> "The Smarms Of Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"The Arms Of Mary"

Original Performer:

Chilliwack

Parody Song Title:

"The Smarms Of Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Ohio has a valley, where Kerry took the tally,
oh and it looks like they fell for the smarms of Kerry
he did the war in boyhood,
claimed a medal just to feel good,
that's when I was pissed about the smarms of Kerry

Kerry was the guy who came back from the war too soon,
and stumbled round saying peace was great
Kerry was a guy who left all of his bro's behind,
said Jane Fonda's really great..


so now in this election,
listen here for his direction,
bull is the basis of all the smarms of Kerry

Kerry was the guy who came back from the war too soon,
and stumbled round saying peace was great
Kerry was a guy who left all of his bro's behind,
said Jane Fonda's really great..

Ohio has a valley, where Kerry took the tally,
oh and it looks like they fell for the smarms of Kerry
he did the war in boyhood,
claimed a medal just to feel good,
that's when I was pissed about the smarms of Kerry
ahh ahh aaaaaah
ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Meriadoc - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Bet I am one of the very few persons on Amiright that have actually heard of Chilliwack, and even I never heard them do Arms of Mary. I know the Sutherland Brother's version, tho'. :-)

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