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Song Parodies -> "Purple Veins"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Rain"

Original Performer:

The Artist When He Was Known As Prince

Parody Song Title:

"Purple Veins"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I never meant to cause you any sorrow,
I never meant those things were gross
I only wanted one time tomorrow ,
I only wanted to see a surgeon for those purple veins

purple veins purple veins
purple veins purple veins
purple veins purple veins
I only wanted to see your legs without those purple veins

I never described them as as varicose
I never wanted to cause you pain
but baby those spiderwebs are purple and gross
so see the surgeon and this will all end

purple veins purple veins
purple veins purple veins
purple veins purple veins
I only wanted to see your legs without those purple veins

honey, I know I know I know your body's changin
it's time we all looked for something we could do, this means you too
you're always wearing leather, but fishnets would be so kind
I think everyone knows it you'd better try to lose the purple veins
purple veins purple veins
purple veins purple veins
purple veins purple veins
I only wanted to see your legs without those purple veins

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Pat - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
uh-oh...is someone in the doghouse? It's funny!

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