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Song Parodies -> "Only The Bony"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Lonely"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Only The Bony"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

yum yum yum yum haoww ee oow ah ( barfing noise here)
yum yum yum yech
yum yum yum haoww ee oow ah
barf till you're bony..

only the bony
well I've heaved my meal tonight
only the bony
cause I'm too fat, clothes too tight

there goes the gravy.. some chicken parts
the bread and butter.. and the dessert
but only the bony know why oh why
only the bony

only the bony
anorexia puts it through
only the bony
puke my guts out over you

maybe tomorrow, size one pants
then no more sorrow, that is the plans
and lunch I'll ta-a-a-a-ke barf up the taste
only the bony

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Peregrin - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Short and Sweet Mal ;-)

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