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Song Parodies -> "Part Of My Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Of Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Part Of My Ass"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

once had a love, and it was a gas
but she said I had a fat ass
"this is the real thing" I would protest
then she would show her silicone chest

once I asked love, oh where should I go
get a bick suck, and try lipo
she meant the real thing, the probing inside
I didn't think my ass was that wide

but I tried, felt the sucker squeezing, taking fat outside
I was sick and queasy, I couldn't turn around
there was blood and oozing too it's just a sight
oh baby kiss my ass tonight

my poor hide was smaller I was losing all the fat inside
this wasn't all my choosing, she made me decide
and still I lay there oozing yeah
yeah I would die, so she could grab a smaller thigh

ooh oh ooh ooh oh

once had a love, and it was a gas,
all it cost was a part of my ass
tried my new jeans on only to find
I could tuck my willy behind


but I tried, felt the sucker squeezing, taking fat outside
I was sick and queasy, I couldn't turn around
there was blood and oozing too it's just a sight
oh baby kiss my ass tonight

my poor hide was smaller I was losing all the fat inside
this wasn't all my choosing, she made me decide
and still I lay there oozing yeah
yeah I would die, so she could grab a smaller thigh




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Adagio - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
You DO have a way with words...maybe I'm tired, but I was giggling. :D Good job!

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