Song Parodies -> Clip It

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

Original Performer:

Devo

  
Parody Song Title:

"Clip It"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

spread those hips
show your inner bits
lather the crack
shave around the back

when the bush has grown a lot,
you must clip it
should be neat but it is not
you must clip it
a very hairy spot
you must clip it

now clip it
to the nape
trip it up,
dead straight
comb forward,
ooh it's red
try disinfect it
it's not so great
so clip it
clip it good

when it's hangin to the ground
you must clip it
keep that forest down
of hair you strip it
it gets in the way
until you clip it

i say clip it
clip it good
i say clip it
clip it good




now clip it
to the nape
trip it up,
dead straight
comb forward,
ooh it's red
try disinfect it
it's not so great
so clip it
clip it good

spread those hips
show your inner bits
lather the crack
shave around the back

when the bush has grown a lot,
you must clip it
should be neat but it is not
you must clip it
a very hairy spot
you must clip it

now clip it
to the nape
trip it up,
dead straight
comb forward,
ooh it's red
try disinfect it
it's not so great
so clip it
to the nape
shape it up
dead straight comb forward
ooh it's red
try disinfect it
it's not too late
to clip it
clip it good
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Leo J - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Smooth.
Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
clever too - 555
Dominic L. - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Um, I'm not quite sure what to say
Poopie Longstocking - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever parody of a great 80s song! I give it 5,5,5!!

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