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Song Parodies -> "Addicted To Smut"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted To Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted To Smut"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the magazines, the ones you own,
a twisted mind, a psycho zone
it's photos, the nude takes
when you can't see, your body shakes

you can't be, the good you,
instead of porn, read GQ
you always try, see underneath,
some tenderness is what you need,

whoa, you like to think that it's just fun all that stuff, oh yeah,
it's closer to the truth when you see chicks in the buff
you know until you can erase it you're addicted to smut

you say the ads, is what you read,
you know the skin is what you need
your heart beats, in double time
you never miss, a look sublime, a one track mind

when this is craved,
your mind is in, a gutter cave
this is too much for you
it's all that you do

whoa, you like to think that it's just fun all that stuff, oh yeah,
it's closer to the truth when you see chicks in the buff
you know until you can erase it you're addicted to smut

you might as well face it you're addicted to smut
you might as well face it you're addicted to smut
you might as well face it you're addicted to smut
you might as well face it you're addicted to smut
you might as well face it you're addicted to smut

the magazine that turns you on,
all the chicks have nothing on,
your heart sweats, your eyes close,
your fantasies, that's all you know

whoa, you like to think that it's just fun all that stuff, oh yeah,
it's closer to the truth when you see chicks in the buff
you know until you can erase it you're addicted to smut

you might as well face it you're addicted to smut
you might as well face it you're addicted to smut
you might as well face it you're addicted to smut
you might as well face it you're addicted to smut
you might as well face it you're addicted to smut

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Whiskered Rooster - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Bravo, bravo! Check it out, Malcolm, I'm the first to vote! I bet that means you touched a nerve with everone else. They just peeked and walked away. Kinda like in the bookstores at the 'adult mag' section.

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