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Song Parodies -> "Four To Nine (the Jackson Beddy Bye Song)"

Original Song Title:

"409"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Four To Nine (the Jackson Beddy Bye Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they're so fine from fout to nine
they're so fine from four to nine,
from fourrrrrr to niiinnneeee

well I paid their parents and i paid their fines
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
for I knew that the bestest times
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
when I would sleep with kids from four to nine

four to nines four to nines,
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
four to nines, four to nines,
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
no one can save them
now I'll deprave them
four to nines, four to nines,
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
four to nines four to nines
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)

when I tell them that's time to go to bed,
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
if we're flying, I'll lick their heads
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
my pig tailed, small bottomed cutie kiddies
four to nines,
four to nines four to nines
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
four to nines four to nines
(gimme some gimme some four to nines)
nothin can beat them, i love to meet them
four to nines




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Chuck A. Spear - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Just reading the first line cracked me up.Didn't get the part about "pig tails" though- MJ likes BOYS! (barf!) 555
Inferno714 - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, man! 5-5-5.

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