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Song Parodies -> "Blue Helmets"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Velvet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Helmets"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they wore blue helmets,
U.N. colours are so bright
they protect saddam from the right
from our cars
they wore blue helmets
bluer than gwynneth paltrow's eyes
negotiate while civvies die
now they're ours

once a force, now gone lightly
feeling their failure grow
and they have to regret nightly
when they left, no protection from..

blue helmets..wo-wo
but in our heart there'll always be
precious and warm, a memory
through the years
we may yet still see
blue helmets

they wore blue helmets,
U.N. colours are so bright
they protect saddam from the right
from our cars
they wore blue helmets
bluer than gwynneth paltrow's eyes
negotiate while civvies die
now they're ours


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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Aaerni - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Did you notice something? Bobby Vinton and his song Blue Velvet have the same initials!
Michael Pacholek - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
How did I miss this one? Nice job, Malcolm.
Billy Florio - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
How did I miss this one! Great job!
malcolm higgins - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks billy, and mike, you might find a few more little gems in my library if you spend less time looking for my head you seem to cut off once a week or so...lol no offence eh?? but thanks for the kudos.. I actually thought this sucked.. when chucky updates the last two days, my AHNOLD SCHWARZENGREENANDBROWNANDBLUENBERGER SONG WILL RULE!!
Phil Alexander - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it, Malcolm - good idea, well executed.

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