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Song Parodies -> "Don't Like This Peeling Anymore"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Reo Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Like This Peeling Anymore"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to my favourite stripper started twenty years ago.. her place?? three bucks to get in... twenty to get out.. and for five bucks they WON"T
table dance for you...
I don't like this peeling any longer
but I get upon the table, let it go
what started out as dirty just feels longer
I'm taking off my clothes for every show
I tell myself that I can't hold out forever
I come home smelling like a beer
I got to find a place,my knees together
gotta take a new direction, gotta get me outta here


and even as I'm peeling my laundry every night
there's another drunken husband came in for a quicky sight
he's just a loser like every other guy....

cause I don't like this peeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started peeling for
vip's behind the door, where they pay a little more, whatever
and I don't like this peelin anymore
twenty bucks it just aint worth it anymore
gonna be an old and grizzled whore
when I walk out the door...
baby I don't like this peelin anymore

dancin up a whirlwind when I started
spinnin round that pole, slide down each time
and it always seems that I follow new girls
and my shift starts even later every night
and even as I'm pouting, I'm thinking of a life
could I do this for a husband if I became a wife??

cause I don't like this peeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started peeling for
vip's behind the door, where they pay a little more, whatever
and I don't like this peelin anymore
twenty bucks it just aint worth it anymore
gonna be an old and grizzled whore
when I walk out the door...
baby I don't like this peelin anymore


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Wild Man - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good One Malky, Don't they have old folks homes for retired strippers?

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