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Song Parodies -> "Warts ain't good"

Original Song Title:

"Hurts so good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Warts ain't good"

Parody Written by:

malcolm higgins

The Lyrics

when I was a young boy
threw away those careful days
now that I'm older, so much older
I long to have no malaise
from a girl like you
from a girl like you
lord knows taking pills won't do baby
just wait it through
coma on and wait it out..


CHORUS:
warts ain't good
come on baby, we know warts aint good
sometimes love don't end like it should
I've learned it.. warts aint good..


that lady was so exciting, she offered me just a little bit of fun, yeah
the pain now with my lips I'm biting.. they come and leak and this is wrong yeah.. hey baby it''s true
come on girl now it's true..
these things sting right through my groans baby
lets see what docs can do..
come on and wait it out..

warts ain't good
come on baby, we know warts aint good
sometimes love don't end like it should
I've learned it.. warts aint good..

I ain't talkin when it heals
I'll be makin big plans right then
I'll find someone with high heels
and spread the things around
so that's wrong..
spread it around.. all day long..

warts ain't good
come on baby, we know warts aint good
sometimes love don't end like it should
I've learned it.. warts aint good..

warts ain't good
come on baby, we know warts aint good
sometimes love don't end like it should
I've learned it.. warts aint good..

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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LilBootsy - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNs, maybe you'll find someone wearin' boots . . .
Phil Nelson - January 21, 2010 - Report this comment
good
Andria - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Very good, and very timely considering my plantar warts. 5s.

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