Song Parodies -> The Ham Is Cold

Original Song Title:

"Band Of Gold"

Original Performer:

Freda Payne

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Ham Is Cold"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

this took too long,
all that is left, is the ham, it's cold..
no more breast, and the dark meat's gone
and the ham is cold
and the mayonnaise looks bad to me
is this all that is left for me??

you took me, from the shelter of the homeless, but it wasnow my home
you left my brother
he's missed, like my old farm cows
and this night, in the dining room,
we'll serve up stuffed mushrooms


ll wait, can I microwave, this piece of meat
eat least warmness makes it fit to eat
hoping that soon, you'll bring
more through that door
and feed me, like you did before,

this took too long,
all that is left, is the ham, it's cold..
no more breast, and the dark meat's gone
and the ham is cold
and the mayonnaise looks bad to me
is this all that is left for me??


ohhh ohhh i"ll wait, can I microwave, this piece of meat?
eat least warmness makes it fit to eat
hoping that soon, you'll bring
more through that door
and feed me, like you did before,

this took too long,
all that is left, is the ham, it's cold..
no more breast, and the dark meat's gone
and the ham is cold
and the mayonnaise looks bad to me
is this all that is left for me??


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Joseph Morgan - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny song. Just hope the ham wasn't rancid.

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