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Song Parodies -> "Women"

Original Song Title:

"Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Women"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

women they don't like to express
their gender is a secret, I digress
I write the songs, cause they're both chicks I guess
now women, I mean you, Merry and Pips
I hope there's nothing swingin down by your hips
I guessed my answer from all of your parody tips

o-ooo-oo--well well
doo doo do doo doo
oooooo oo oo oo oo
well well

women, I'll never understand
why can't you deal with me like a man?
or I'm a fool, again and again and again
women, what is in your heart?
have you been foolin me right from the start?
after all, I only write songs for tarts (except Roycie of course)

women, will you ever explain?
how can I write your songs if you cause me pain?
I'd have to kill myself again and again and again

what are you?
now and forever?
what are you?
now and forever


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Peregrin - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Are you 'Killing yourself softly' here, Malkie?
malcolm higgins - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I just wish I knew the truth about you two.. I'm gonna look like a homo if one of you is a guy aaaarrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rice Cube - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, there is nothing wrong with being gay ;-) I'm thinking I only wanna hit on one of them though hehehehe.
malcolm higgins - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
no probs rice, just leave the chick for me will ya?? I don't play well with MR.WINKIE!!!
Michael Pacholek - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
"I'm gonna look like a homo if one of you is a guy" -- Malcolm. What do you mean IF? (chuckle chuckle smirk smirk)

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