Song Parodies -> Slack And Tight
| Original Song Title: | "Black And White" |
| Original Performer: | Three Dog Night |
| Parody Song Title: | "Slack And Tight" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
the wife is slack, the girlfriend's tight,
together we learn what's wrong and right
a while you're slack, a stitch is tight,
a husband looks upon the sight. and he prefers tight
and now a man can understand,
that this is it all, the promised land. (promised land)
a girl is slack, a girl is tight,
loose by day, at dark she's tight,
a girl is slack, a girl is tight,
a boyfriend looks upon the sight, and he prefers tight
and now at last, we plainly see,
you can be tight, with surgery... surgeryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the wife is slack, the girlfriend's tight,
together we learn what's wrong and right
a while you're slack, a stitch is tight,
a husband looks upon the sight. and he prefers tight
together we learn what's wrong and right
a while you're slack, a stitch is tight,
a husband looks upon the sight. and he prefers tight
and now a man can understand,
that this is it all, the promised land. (promised land)
a girl is slack, a girl is tight,
loose by day, at dark she's tight,
a girl is slack, a girl is tight,
a boyfriend looks upon the sight, and he prefers tight
and now at last, we plainly see,
you can be tight, with surgery... surgeryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the wife is slack, the girlfriend's tight,
together we learn what's wrong and right
a while you're slack, a stitch is tight,
a husband looks upon the sight. and he prefers tight
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Hey Rick D --- check this one out --- looks like Malcolm is the new "Tightrope Walker"! Pretty wild, Malcolm, pretty wild!
Oh Johnny D -- I'm sure Malcolm is referring to being tight-fisted. And I understand what he means -- I have no use for stingy women either...
William, I never knew you were into fisting.
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