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Song Parodies -> "Slack And Tight"

Original Song Title:

"Black And White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Slack And Tight"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the wife is slack, the girlfriend's tight,
together we learn what's wrong and right
a while you're slack, a stitch is tight,
a husband looks upon the sight. and he prefers tight

and now a man can understand,
that this is it all, the promised land. (promised land)

a girl is slack, a girl is tight,
loose by day, at dark she's tight,
a girl is slack, a girl is tight,
a boyfriend looks upon the sight, and he prefers tight

and now at last, we plainly see,
you can be tight, with surgery... surgeryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

the wife is slack, the girlfriend's tight,
together we learn what's wrong and right
a while you're slack, a stitch is tight,
a husband looks upon the sight. and he prefers tight

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Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Rick D --- check this one out --- looks like Malcolm is the new "Tightrope Walker"! Pretty wild, Malcolm, pretty wild!
William Jefferson - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Johnny D -- I'm sure Malcolm is referring to being tight-fisted. And I understand what he means -- I have no use for stingy women either...
Hillary Rodham - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
William, I never knew you were into fisting.

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