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Song Parodies -> "M.J's D.A."

Original Song Title:

"YMCA"

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"M.J's D.A."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

young man, take the oath, and sit down,
I said young man, did Michael make you go down?
I said young man, are you wearing a frown?
you are here to tell the story

young man, do you feel like a dope
I said young man, did he give you a grope
I said young man, did he want to elope,
from the never land ranch really

These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
they will testify, these young men were his toys,
when he hung out with all those boys

These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
he would ask them to think,
he would ply them with drink,
he would kiss them and show them his porn..

this man, did it all, it was rape,
bubbles, the only witness an ape
this man, did it all behind drapes
at the place they used to go to

michael, you are guilty as sin,
I said michael, why don't you pack it in?
I said Michael, did you ply them with gin?
all the young men you had sex with

trial, now we all know details,
in the trial, what sex with Michael entails
new jokes, every day in emails,
from the freak we used to dance to

These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
they will testify, these young men were his toys,
when he hung out with all those boys

These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
he would ask them to think,
he would ply them with drink,
he would kiss them and show them his porn..

young man, lets get back to the trial,
I said young man, drugging you was his style
I said young man, was Michael jackson so vile?
did he say to you, you're beautiful

young man, on neverland's elephant,
I said young man, photographs don't recant
I said young man, did he take off your pants?
did he make you feel so helpless?

These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
they will testify, these young men were his toys,
when he hung out with all those boys

These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
These questions coming from M.J's. D.A
he would ask them to think,
he would ply them with drink,
he would kiss them and show them his porn..

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John Barry - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Fabulous!
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
"when he hung out...". All right, I surrender, forget what I said before, there's still room for more MJ parodies. :-)
Johnny D - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! What an addition to the AmiRight MJ genre!
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Jackson's only hope right now is to get a mistrial declared (knowing what we know about him, this is far from an impossibility), and then have Marcia Clark or Chris Darden, O.J.'s D.A.s, be the new prosecutor. Talk about your troublesome gloves...
Kristof Robertson - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever clever clever! 555
Poop Pants - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this 70s song very much, and I have to say that you did a fine job parodying it. So you get a 555 from me.

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