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Song Parodies -> "Playin With Her Tits (the Caged Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin On The Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taco

Parody Song Title:

"Playin With Her Tits (the Caged Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

my wife used to have love birds. I got her a new pair of tits, and she loves them. small, clean, and fun to play with.. great birds, these.
if you're blue and you don't know what to now do,
why don't grab the cage and sit,
playing with her tits
different types some sing away
some can't , no pipes, and that's the pits,
playing with her tits

they both have those little feathered poopers,
but I think they really are just quite super,
like a hookah,
these I picked not for some fellers fraught with chicks,
sing bird-capella in your mitts,
playin with her tits

have you played with cockatoos?
they will bite and scratch you too
or a parrot sitting there
fluff his head up just like hair?
big beaks, eyes so narrow,
I like the size of sparrows,
yes these tits are mine,
I have a wonderful time..

if you're blue and you don't know what to now do,
why don't grab the cage and sit,
playing with her tits
different types some sing away
some can't , no pipes, and that's the pits,
playing with her tits

they both have those little feathered poopers,
but I think they really are just quite super,
like a hookah,
these I picked not for some fellers fraught with chicks,
sing bird-capella in your mitts,
playin with her tits

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Adagio - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL!
Larry - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
This was really funny.
Michael Pacholek - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Way to fly around the yellow-bellied sap-censors on this one. You wanna hear a freaky coincidence? My mother just got a cockatiel, and named it... Taco. No joke!
Jackie - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Woah! Thought this would something totally different.
Red Ant - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good Malcolm.
Agrimorfee - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
"Titwillow, titwillow..."---I had to read it twice, you bastard. Love it! 555

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