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Song Parodies -> "How Neat Is My Rug?"

Original Song Title:

"How Deep Is Your Love?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"How Neat Is My Rug?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

when I rise in the morning sun,
and the tapes pull on my covered brain?
and the moment that I shower makes me see
that implants may be the thing for me
and it looks phony with a summer breeze,
keeps me warm, in the winter,
that I need,
but it's true I need to know

how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.

I believe it's true,
you know it's taped to my earlobe hole
is it right? it's my deepest darkest hour..
I would die it it should fall
and it looks phony with a summer breeze,
keeps me warm, in the winter,
that I need,
but it's true I need to know

how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.

how neat is my rug,? how neat is my rug
I really need to know
cause we're living in a world of skulls,
hair falling down,
and they all leave folically,
I believe genetically.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm is not just the AmiRight President, he's also a client.
Royce Miller - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
got to hand it to you, Malcolm, you really keep plugging along
John Barry - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Toupée touché!
Rex - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
You've reached the top with this one.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good parody. Shame about the repetative choruses 545
malcolm higgins - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
too bad there isn't voting for best comment after a song. I think johnny d would have had all 5's and my queen royce 545.. great work guys. better than the parody I think
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm is not the Amiright President... he's the Amiright Prime Minister. (I can't believe I'm gonna use this line again, but here goes.) Almost a perfect parody. You missed by only a hair. In fact, with only a few small tweaks, this could be a WhatFreaker.
Josh 2 - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Has DAK ever listened to rproper songs and seen how many the times the choruses are the same i waqnna tie him to a chair, put some headphones in his ears and play blow my whistle realy loud over over
Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't start, Josh. I've just woke up and i am not in the mood for your little stabs

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