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Song Parodies -> "I Got A Goofy Nurse"

Original Song Title:

"Across The Universe"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Got A Goofy Nurse"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

drugs are laying out, suppositories inside little paper cups,
she shoves them up your ass now twice a day I got a goofy nurse
pools of anger waves of pain, she doesn't lube me once again
she violates and pisses me
why do you say that? huh?

drugs ain't gonna change my world.
drugs aint gonna change my world

Images of amiright which dance before me like a guy who writes a song of being me
I need a doc they send this goofy nurse
turn me over, then they stick it in,
inside my litter box
she fumbles blindly every day she is a goofy nurse
why do you say that? huh?

drugs ain't gonna change my world.
drugs aint gonna change my world

now I'm crying in my bed, I read the paper, daily news,
I wonder why they're killing me
limitless and anal drugs they shove inside me like a
little prize, I call my mom I got a goofy nurse
why do you say that? huh?

drugs ain't gonna change my world.
drugs aint gonna change my world


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Paul Robinson - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Malcolm - So entirely twisted that I had to love it. Hope it doesn't get stuck in anyone's colon, though. They'll go freakin' nuts if that happens.
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL !

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