heard it from a friend who, saw a streaker, said he knew it was you
and he laughed so loud as you ran around..
they said they saw your hind end,
saw your little "wee" friend..
all gawkin at you as you were swingin around

you showed all the neighbourhood
you'd be bigger if you did it with wood
so you'd not be smaller than a gerbil who's naked
but I'm yelling too, Gabe
tell me it's not true Gabe
and even if it is we can't just take it

you're naked on the run, baby
if that's the way you want it baby,
doff your gitch and go runnin around
couldn't believe it, not for a minute
you're showin your bum, and you're naked on the run

you're showin us your front guys,
a little small, you could use some size
and implants could help you on down the line
you were sitting "geeking"
suddenly you're streaking,
and security chasing you all of the time

you're naked on the run, baby
if that's the way you want it baby,
doff your gitch and go runnin around
couldn't believe it, not for a minute
you're showin your bum, and you're naked on the run

you're naked on the run, baby
if that's the way you want it baby,
doff your gitch and go runnin around
couldn't believe it, not for a minute
you're showin your bum, and you're naked on the run

heard it from a friend who, saw a streaker, said he knew it was you
and he laughed so loud as you ran around..
they said they saw your hind end,
saw your little "wee" friend..
all gawkin at you as you were swingin around