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Song Parodies -> "I Entered The Gay Pride Open"

Original Song Title:

"Into The Great Wide Open"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"I Entered The Gay Pride Open"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the ultimate golf tournament I entered by mistake...where everyone offers to kiss your putter
my friend eddie said that I was a fool
he liked to golf, work out, and swim in the pool
he said to come and use their cool pool
I entered the gay pride open

he said there's prizes and amazing awards.
he didn't tell me they all swallowed some swords
there were so many fairies now come in hordes,
this was something I never knew

entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do

the starter lines you up when he calls,
he asks for luck if he can kiss your white balls
and for this purpose they erected some stalls
but that's past my limit

they put their balls upon these little white tees
they learned to golf when they are down on their knees
the gallery is always offering and willing to "please"
this was the gay pride open

entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do

they danced around for pars, like minnie miniver
I tried my best to escape, and be a survivor
I fainted when some guy said can I grab your "driver"
this was the gay pride open

it ended up, that I won the low score
I was shocked but took the prizes they bore
it was a jar of cream for raw saddlesores,
this was the gay pride open

entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do

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Royce Miller - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, there's no amount of rehab that's gonna save ya! I laughed at this and felt my face get reddddd
Billy Florio - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
hahaha
dustin - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
this is the funniest one on the site

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