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Song Parodies -> "If I Was A Spammer"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had A Hammer"

Original Performer:

Paul, Mary And Peter

Parody Song Title:

"If I Was A Spammer"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if I was a spammer,
I'd spam you in the morning,
spam you in the evenin,
spam sent to every land
my spam could give you warnings,
I'd spam about discounts..
I'd spam about love between brothers and sisters,
oh yes, triple x spam

if I had a pill,
I'd spam you in the morning,
deliver it by evening,
all over this land
spam is always coming,
fillin up your inbox
I'm talkin about drugs, computers, radio transistors
all over this land

is it really wrong,
to spam you in the morning,
and spam you in the evening,
leave a cookie for you
I spam you without warning
I'll tell you what you're needing
I'll spam you with drugs, computers, radio transistors
all over this land

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