-> "Why Can't We Be Men?"
Original Song Title:
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Why Can't We Be Men?"
The Lyrics
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
we've all been women for a long long time
we want some burp and scratch and fart good times
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
we see them walkin down in chinatown,
we want an egg roll thingy hanging down
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
we wait for washrooms in the ladies line,
to spray a tree would be so very fine,
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
and then we all can be the president,
act like clinton, and deny we've been..
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
sometimes we don't speak right
and we want something we can wave all about
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
I know we'll need a little surgery
a nip and tuck and add-a-dick-to-me
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
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