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Song Parodies -> "Why Can't We Be Men?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Friends"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Men?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to all the girls I've loved before, don't wanna be a chick no more, go have the surgery, an add-a-dick-to-me. and you won't be a girl no more.........
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?

we've all been women for a long long time
we want some burp and scratch and fart good times

why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?

we see them walkin down in chinatown,
we want an egg roll thingy hanging down

why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?

we wait for washrooms in the ladies line,
to spray a tree would be so very fine,

why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?

and then we all can be the president,
act like clinton, and deny we've been..

why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?

sometimes we don't speak right
and we want something we can wave all about

why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?


I know we'll need a little surgery
a nip and tuck and add-a-dick-to-me

why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?
why can't we be men?

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Johnny D - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and now, Malc, I challenge you to parody "A Hymn to Him" from the movie "My Fair Lady". ;-)

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/myfairlady/ahymntohim.htm
John Barry - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Definitely a trans trend emerging. Size 5s. I'm putting the finishing touches on an "inversion suite."
Ashkicksass - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL. But I think I'll stick to waving my hoo ha's around...
Joelle - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
*grin* I always wondered what being a guy would be like. 5's!
Meriadoc - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Malcolm, would you like to be penetrated or enveloped? ;-)
malcolm higgins - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
enveloped, Merry. with plenty of lube

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