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Song Parodies -> "Toasted Cheddar Bagel"

Original Song Title:

"Undercover Angel"

Original Performer:

Alan O'day

Parody Song Title:

"Toasted Cheddar Bagel"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

crumbs are on my pillow, fillin' up my bed
then I felt the crust beside me, ate a plum instead..
thunder thighs, at night might
make for a bad dream
and as I ate it,
I dipped it in some beans

I said Wha-a-a-a-at?
it was goo-oo-oo-ey
it was allright..
I love it love it love it

toasted cheddar bagel
carbo fantasy
I never ate a meal,
that was so good for me
toasted cheddar bagel,
munch them down in pairs,
they made me know that
there's a pair for me.. down there
somewhere.
down there

jam and butter enders
toasted perfectly,
givin up a part of you
now bagel, please don't go
I said , go find a wheat one
toast it and then,
add the cheese on top
and munch it down again

toasted cheddar bagel
carbo fantasy
I never ate a meal,
that was so good for me
toasted cheddar bagel,
munch them down in pairs,
they made me know that
there's a pair for me.. down there
somewhere.
down there

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Joelle - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm, you actually made me want to try one! 5's!
Agrimorfee - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Yummy and groovy at the same time! One of my favorites on pop radio as a child. 555
Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you missed a verse, but that's OK, since bagels also have holes in the middle. Great title! I'll have to see if I can fit that into my second "Best Titles" song the first being "The Reckoning of These Song Titles," and, yes, that's a shameless plug. (There's gotta be a parody in those words.)

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