feeling comfy, feeling dry,
it is the greatest thing
I'm just standing in a doorway,
I'm just glad I've got depends
out of the blue, passing gas,
that was warm and wet
that was rectal flowing gravy
I'll be pulling on depends

a hand can wipe, that huge wet stripe
that chafing makes me red
no powder makes me crazy
I'm just pulling on depends
I'm just pulling on depends
I'm just pulling on depends
I'm just pulling on depends

the bathroom door, sits open,loose
as my grandpa nappy's changed
and it smells so bad I try to
make my nostrils rearranged

ooh very wet, these broken farts
I swallowed an old tooth
it's down amongst the wet warm gravy
I'll just pull on my depends