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Song Parodies -> "The End Of The M&m's"

Original Song Title:

"The End Of The Innocence"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"The End Of The M&m's"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

remember when the rolls were long,
and "tootsie" was the name we'd buy
didn't have a care in the world,
dental insurance on stand by
white chocolate's taste it never fails,
but we've been poisoned by these smarties tales
what daddy used to buy
but I know a chocolate we should know,
melts in mouth, not hand
we can buy the red and blue ones oh,
sort them and we'll begin
we never have to eat more mounds
chocolate balls by pounds that I eat
now we're feeling sad and tense
because it's the end
because it's the end of the m&m's

oh beautiful, and chocolate bells
but now those bells are softening
we melt them now there into moulds
of little men and we mould their things
chocolate mouthfuls never fail
and we've got diabetes and fat tails
doctors write up drug details,
since we are going to die
but I know a chocolate we should know,
melts in mouth, not hand
we can buy the red and blue ones oh,
sort them and we'll begin
we never have to eat more mounds
chocolate balls by pounds that I eat
now we're feeling sad and tense
because it's the end
because it's the end of the m&m's

this is the end... of the m & m's

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Michael Pacholek - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
What happened to the third verse? If it had been as good as the first two, this would have been a triple-five.
malcolm higgins - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the 66% anyway, Mike. I forgot there was a third verse **aiming revolver at temple**

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