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Song Parodies -> "No Sex Is Crapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"No Sex Is Crapsody"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

again written by me when I was on "strike" in 2004 during the dark days of censorship. high time I got credit for it
is this a real life?
no songs of fantasy
what will he let slide?
I guess no sexuality
open chuck's eyes,
and lets write for guys, like me
I'm just a poor boy,
please chuck, have sympathy
cause when ideas come, ideas go,
some have sex, some they don't
any way the tune goes, doesn't really matter you see
to me

chucky, just wrote a song,
but it has some sex, you see,
it just jumped right out of me,
Chucky, that's another one,
and now I've gone and thrown it all away
Chucky, oohh ooh ooh ooh
it's so mean on amiright
I sometimes think I wanna write songs with balls
censor's on, censor on, cause it doesn't really matter

too late, next line has come
hey will it cross the line,
dirty/clean the line is fine
good times, everybody.. he let this go
gotta leave the censorboard, and join the times
wanna, I just wanna write
I somethimes think I'll never write songs at all

I see a little silhouetto of a plan
hide the truth hide the truth
calla bang a fandango
thunderballs and widening
very very frightening please!
let away, oh (let away oh)
let away, oh litero
can you say blow
I'm just the T2N boy, nobody knows me
he's just a T2N boy, and he has some parodies
censored at night, it's a monstrosity
cast a spell, make a hex, can I write of sex
(chuck) the hell you... NO! I will not let it go
(malky) let it go....
(chuck) the hell you... NO! I will not let it go
(malky) let it go....
(chuck) will ot let it go
(malky) let it go....
(chuck) will ot let it go
no no no no no no no
diarrhea diarrhea that's ok but sexy, no!
this censorship has a pickle shoved inside for me, for me for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


so you think you can censor and say what I'll write
so you think we can't handle it here, amiright?
oh chucky, don't do this to me chucky,
songs gotta come out,
songs gotta come right outta here

sexy doesn't matter, chucky, let it be
sexy doesn't matter
sexy really matters to me

censorship"s for dildos

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TJC - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I think its LOL funny and novel/clever... I just hope Chucky has a good sense of humor about it...
daniel - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
chucky doesn't but to this parody being funny amen!!!!!!

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