I shoulda bought that chrome three wheeler
who's gonna admit it's their mistake
who's gonna settle all the lawsuits..
after the next tire break

who want's to break the news to uncle Joe?
you remember Uncle Joe, he's the one afraid to leave his bed
who's gonna tell poor aunt Sarah,
their truck just rolled, and they're all dead

who wants to drive those Explorer beauties??
with their high turn sides rollin,
dyin every turn...
oh they ride so high and they look so well..
till you make a turn and say ..
oh lord "AM I GONNA DIE!!!

who's gonna say they saw the faces
of little kids on pavement roads
who wants to take the lawsuit gamble
get those damn trucks off the roads..