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Song Parodies -> "Bake Me A Buttertart"

Original Song Title:

"Build Me A Buttercup"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Foundations

Parody Song Title:

"Bake Me A Buttertart"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why don't you bake me a (bake me a ) buttertart baby,
for dessert tonight, (dessert tonight)
so tasty and round,
and then best of all (best of all) I'll eat it all baby
and you know I will ( know I will) I'll get fatter still
maybe two, (maybe two) not just anykind darling,
you know what I like from the start,
so bake me a (bake me a) buttertart, and clog my heart

make a dozen, not ten, cause I'll eat some and then there'll be eight
I'm big and I'm round (bah bah bah)
so open the door, and put the tray on the floor
that'll do I'll gain a pound and then

(hey hey hey) baby hope you don't mind
(hey hey hey) I ate nine, and the rest are mine
(hey hey hey) I love home
oh and when they're gone, please make me two


why don't you bake me a (bake me a ) buttertart baby,
for dessert tonight, (dessert tonight)
so tasty and round,
and then best of all (best of all) I'll eat it all baby
and you know I will ( know I will) I'll get fatter still
maybe two, (maybe two) not just anykind darling,
you know what I like from the start,
so bake me a (bake me a) buttertart, and clog my heart

you were the girl with the cinnamon swirl I adore
you made me oreos (bah bah bah)
when you bake I'm in love in the oven you shove
so much more
that's why I love you so

hey hey hey) baby hope you don't mind
(hey hey hey) I ate nine, and the rest are mine
(hey hey hey) I love home
oh and when they're gone, please make me two


why don't you bake me a (bake me a ) buttertart baby,
for dessert tonight, (dessert tonight)
so tasty and round,
and then best of all (best of all) I'll eat it all baby
and you know I will ( know I will) I'll get fatter still
maybe two, (maybe two) not just anykind darling,
you know what I like from the start,
so bake me a (bake me a) buttertart, and clog my heart


I need two I need two
more than anything darling, you know what I like from the start
so bake me a bake me a buttertart , and clog my heart

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 19

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Klarissa - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job! (Now I'm hungry...)
Meriadoc - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, this one is great. The pacing is perfect, it is funny and very clever. I gave you 5-5-5. I don't know why the votes up to now are so low, this deserves much better.
Stray Pooch - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm, dude, everything is perfect about this parody - including the fact that it also fits in the misheard lyrics category - lol! It's "Build me UP, Buttercup" (Why do you build me up, Buttercup, just to let me down . . . etc.) But it is still great and the extra unintentional chuckle just adds to it! Good job.
Peregrin - April 16, 2003 - Report this comment
That is superb ! I would give it 6's if I could man !
LAUREN DE LACEY,LIZ DAVIE ,CHAZ DUST AND GEM HOWARD - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS SONG IZ NANG,WE LUUV IT

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