Song Parodies -> These Dwarfs Are Great For Tossin
| Original Song Title: | "These Boots Are Made For Walkin" |
| Original Performer: | Nancy Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "These Dwarfs Are Great For Tossin" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
I always ask.. dwarf or midget?? I wanna know wether to wrestle you or toss you
you keep sayin, you got one to show me,
something you call fun, but must confess
it's a midget that you have been tossing,
and now you must face up to some redress
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you
wear his helmet, toss him through the netting
extra points if he hits the ring
some folks sayin that this thing's degrading,
but it's all the work the dwarf can get
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you
you keep sayin, that you've never lost one
now I'm playin, and I'll give a hurl
this little guy he weighs a lot, a half ton,
it's easier to toss a midget girl
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you
are you ready dwarfs??
start tossin
something you call fun, but must confess
it's a midget that you have been tossing,
and now you must face up to some redress
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you
wear his helmet, toss him through the netting
extra points if he hits the ring
some folks sayin that this thing's degrading,
but it's all the work the dwarf can get
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you
you keep sayin, that you've never lost one
now I'm playin, and I'll give a hurl
this little guy he weighs a lot, a half ton,
it's easier to toss a midget girl
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you
are you ready dwarfs??
start tossin
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First cats, then under-sized people... Wha't next?...
Oh dear. You really should check out what words like 'toss' mean in different countries before you write sentences like that :Þ lol
And Rock Princess, if you are trying to be politically correct...i belive Persons of Restricted Growth (or PoRGs as i like to call them ;) ) is the preffered term :Þ
don't forget "vertically challenged" hoveel.. if we're all correct here (except me of course)
And 'half-pint', no wait, that's the opposite :/
Darn it. I thought it would be a D&D parody. This isn't nearly as funny. Though I guess technically it would be halflings you toss, not dwarfs, anyway.
Hey hey HEY! Don't start picking on Halflings now! :-0
Did you just mention Dungeons and Dragons in a non-dirisive way?
Merry - you mean you'd have some objections to being tossed by Malcolm? Or maybe I should rephrase that...
:D Personally, i have no qualms about being tossed by Malcom. It's been a long time since anyone has tossed me. We could see how far a flick of Malcom's wrist will get me. I've been known to hit walls at least 8 inches away, although that doesn't happen very often, i usually end up going in a tissue - Sorry...i'll stop now
Prudes! :Þ
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