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Song Parodies -> "These Dwarfs Are Great For Tossin"

Original Song Title:

"These Boots Are Made For Walkin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"These Dwarfs Are Great For Tossin"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I always ask.. dwarf or midget?? I wanna know wether to wrestle you or toss you
you keep sayin, you got one to show me,
something you call fun, but must confess
it's a midget that you have been tossing,
and now you must face up to some redress
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you

wear his helmet, toss him through the netting
extra points if he hits the ring
some folks sayin that this thing's degrading,
but it's all the work the dwarf can get
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you

you keep sayin, that you've never lost one
now I'm playin, and I'll give a hurl
this little guy he weighs a lot, a half ton,
it's easier to toss a midget girl
it's dwarfs that's made for tossin,
that's the ones to do,
these dwarfs are great for tossin,
one of these days, a dwarf I'm gonna toss right over you

are you ready dwarfs??
start tossin

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Rock Princess - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
First cats, then under-sized people... Wha't next?...
Hoeveel - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh dear. You really should check out what words like 'toss' mean in different countries before you write sentences like that : lol
Hoeveel - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
And Rock Princess, if you are trying to be politically correct...i belive Persons of Restricted Growth (or PoRGs as i like to call them ;) ) is the preffered term :
malcolm higgins - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
don't forget "vertically challenged" hoveel.. if we're all correct here (except me of course)
Hoeveel - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
And 'half-pint', no wait, that's the opposite :/
neminem - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Darn it. I thought it would be a D&D parody. This isn't nearly as funny. Though I guess technically it would be halflings you toss, not dwarfs, anyway.
Meriadoc - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey hey HEY! Don't start picking on Halflings now! :-0
Hoeveel - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Did you just mention Dungeons and Dragons in a non-dirisive way?
Phil - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry - you mean you'd have some objections to being tossed by Malcolm? Or maybe I should rephrase that...
Hoeveel - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
:D Personally, i have no qualms about being tossed by Malcom. It's been a long time since anyone has tossed me. We could see how far a flick of Malcom's wrist will get me. I've been known to hit walls at least 8 inches away, although that doesn't happen very often, i usually end up going in a tissue - Sorry...i'll stop now
Hoeveel - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Prudes! :
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
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