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Song Parodies -> "The Continuing Story Of Malcolm Higgins Not Writing Songs With A Sex Theme.."

Original Song Title:

"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Continuing Story Of Malcolm Higgins Not Writing Songs With A Sex Theme.."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey doctor Mc Gill, give me my pills, Doctor Mc Gill
hey doctor Mc Gill give me a pill, Doctor Mc Gill

the anal probe set lay all shiny on the bed
the vaseline beside it made me shake my head
the doctor said if we don't check, you could be dead..
all the nurses sing..
hey doctor Mc Gill, give me my pills, Doctor Mc Gill
hey doctor Mc Gill give me a pill, Doctor Mc Gill

deep in the colon where the polyps often lie,
what is this brown stuff on the lens I have inside?
I thought an enema would make it clean and dry...
hey doctor Mc Gill, give me my pills, Doctor Mc Gill
hey doctor Mc Gill give me a pill, Doctor Mc Gill

the pain was flashing like a polyphonic strobe
as he dissected me with his big anal probe
I'll never smile again when some one says "disrobe..."
hey doctor Mc Gill, give me my pills, Doctor Mc Gill
hey doctor Mc Gill give me a pill, Doctor Mc Gill


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Royce Miller - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
you succeeded
Jonathan C. - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Nothin' sexy about anal probes and enemas. Another winner.
Bob Gomez - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
No one probes this theme like Malc. d;:^)

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