Song Parodies -> Time With The Throttle
| Original Song Title: | "Time In A Bottle" |
| Original Performer: | Jim Croce |
| Parody Song Title: | "Time With The Throttle" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
If I could save time with the throttle
I would drive fast, what I'd do...
I would speed every day
till they take my new licence away
just to sit there with you
if I could make waves on the river
and wash up those docks and lake spew
I'd bot every day just for pleasure and then
again, I would roar right on through
'cause there never seems to be enough time
to do the things that I want to do
lawfully
I just look around enough to know
that you're the one I want to find time
just to loaf with
if I had a sink full of dishes
and new soap stuff orange and blue
it soon would be empty
except for the malady
of the grease now smeared on like poo
'cause there never seems to be enough time
to do the things that I want to do
lawfully
I just look around enough to know
that you're the one I want to find time
just to loaf with
I would drive fast, what I'd do...
I would speed every day
till they take my new licence away
just to sit there with you
if I could make waves on the river
and wash up those docks and lake spew
I'd bot every day just for pleasure and then
again, I would roar right on through
'cause there never seems to be enough time
to do the things that I want to do
lawfully
I just look around enough to know
that you're the one I want to find time
just to loaf with
if I had a sink full of dishes
and new soap stuff orange and blue
it soon would be empty
except for the malady
of the grease now smeared on like poo
'cause there never seems to be enough time
to do the things that I want to do
lawfully
I just look around enough to know
that you're the one I want to find time
just to loaf with
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I was going to give you a 5, but I just didn't have the time.
never drive over 555
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