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when your love takes a dive,
you will now pay your wife
when you learn life can suck
when she gets your last buck,
your last chance... can you move to France? no more cash demands
why'd you have to go tell her?
your new girl, is quite a good twirl
you're now a lucky feller
and her lawyer's retort, We'll see you in court!
I say OK
and the broad on the bench always sides with the wench
now you're FUBAR
all your cash fully gone, right down to your last one
what can you say?
you've been tried tested trued, now in court you got screwed
pay her every week sir, keep head her trimmed in fur
what? no NO WAY!
send her holiday pay while at home you stay
dark and lone-lay
here's a check, cut some slack
I can't eat should I tell her?
yeah go tell her, you go tell her!
when you work like a boor every week you're still poor, ali-monay
when you cut her a check and you're left with a speck, what cost..love?
when you work every day and she gets all your pay, ali-monay
'scusa me, court's arent free, you'll always pay she, ali-monay
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