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Song Parodies -> "I'd Love To Sell You Steel Here Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight"

Original Performer:

England Dan And John Ford Colon

Parody Song Title:

"I'd Love To Sell You Steel Here Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

great misheard lyric from March 14th.. who do I give credit to..??
hello? it's been a while..
got much? yes, we do..
I guess you know why I called,
I guess I really have a good deal here for you
and I was thinkin later on,
I'd show you alloys for a while
it's been such a bad bad year
and your cash, yes sir, oh please bring a pile

I'm not talkin about molybdenum,
and I'm not gonna change your mind
but there's some cold rolled steel on the slab behind
and I'd love to sell you steel here tonight

we could go walking through the metal lab,
you can look, but don't touch
we can sell you some steel t.v's
you see we sell all kinds of steel stuff you see

I'm not talkin about molybdenum,
and I'm not gonna change your mind
but there's some cold rolled steel on the slab behind
and I'd love to sell you steel here tonight

I don't want your promises,
and I don't like to buy
we've both played that game before,
to order stuff, then turn it aside

I'm not talkin about molybdenum,
and I'm not gonna change your mind
but there's some cold rolled steel on the slab behind
and I'd love to sell you steel here tonight

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A reader - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Almost took points off for repeating the chorus, but I didn't; I dont' think it's fair when the subject is this unique. It would be hard to write different choruses. And, jsut the idea...that is a great use of misheard lyrics! With someone would do Mice Aroma. :-)
littleCupCakes - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm, do you work at HomeDepot?

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