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Song Parodies -> "Flatulent Son"

Original Song Title:

"Fortunate Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Flatulent Son"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

some folks are born, made to break the gas
ooh that smells just like poo
and when I bend over, sounds like a queef
point my cannon at you

it aint me, it aint me,
I aint no flatulent son
it aint me, it aint me
I aint the flatulent one

some folks are made, odourless and free
lord, why don't they smell
and when I let mine out in the air
they all scream and yell yell yell

it aint me, it aint me,
I aint no flatulent son
it aint me, it aint me
I aint the flatulent one

some folks are old, weaker than their age
ooh what that makes them do
they run and gag and gasping for their breath
ooh they look so funny too

it aint me, it aint me,
I aint no flatulent son
it aint me, it aint me
I aint the flatulent one

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Royce Miller - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
If I wrote as many parodies as you, I'd be bouncing off the walls. Is your mind a blizzard?
malcolm higgins - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
hey royce.. yes...lol /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\///\/*********************** my latest brain pattern.. but be advised my best work is still on whatfreaks.com I just did "a transy went down to georgia" possibly my best work yet..and my best bud, the absolute guru of filthy parodies just promised me a fight to the death of debauchery on whatfreaks... but I will be a strong # 2 here until I catch wild bill
ChuckyG - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
You got a long way to go to catch Bill.. he writes at least 3 or 4 a week.. and has for the past 6 or 7 years... though it looks like you've been writing 3 or 4 a day, plus the stuff on whatfreaks.. I can't even find the time to update every day, and yet you have it to write.. I'm always impressed >grin<

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